Don’t take my word for it; just listen to Santorum himself. Warning: you’ll want to bring your butterfly net and your straight-jacket.
Archive for February, 2012
Santorum belongs in an insane asylum
Mitt Romney says screw the Detroit bailout; managed bankruptcy was the way
Santorum says “No, no…the Detroit bailout AND the Wall Street bailout were wrong. See, I’m consistent. I stand on principles, and my positions are consistent.” Wow, see that? Romney says screw the Detroit bailout that actually worked, and Santorum one-ups…
Bob Kagan says most Americans favor action against Iran
Why?? I mean not why is Bob Kagan saying that; I mean why are most people in favor of military action in Iran? And I don’t mean why are most people in favor of military action in Iran; what I mean is…who the fuck are these ill-informed roving bipeds to have an opinion on this issue one way or the other? Bob Kagan, today on…
What??? Obama forces contraceptives and abortion on Catholic institutions??
Look, I have sort of a sand-blasted, apocalyptic mind, so the concept of “pro-life” is a joke to me. If you need to terminate a zygote for whatever reason…you know, maybe your hillbilly brother raped you, or maybe you tripped and fell on a semen sample, or maybe you’re just really really flaky and you woke up one day saying “Nah, I’m over that whole baby…
Jon Stewart and Asif Mandvi say “Don’t drug test welfare recipients”…huh??
Ok so the middle segment today on the Daily Show was Aasif Mandvi doing a piece on Floridians having to get drug tested before receiving a welfare check. And Aasif Mandvi bent over backwards to show what an asinine idea this is. And you know…these are the times when I just…
Hannity and Juan Williams debate over the economy…they’re both right, and stupid
Ok, well…I just watched a Sean Hannity – Juan Williams meltdown over what the state of the economy is. It ended with Hannity saying “I’m getting high blood pressure” and “I don’t know why I like you.” Hannity basically…
